niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

crunchier:

it’s either you spend your life indoors on tumblr and go to parties once every three month or you party hard and don’t care about tumblr

there’s no in-between

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

The "smart" character in any given show: *says something vaguely sciencey*
Comic relief character: in ENgLISH PLEasE???????

workbitchs:

when a bitch doesn’t work

absurdityismylife:

 #look a wild book ginny appears

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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scruffyfrank:

frank’s gonna be that celebrity that i’m still gonna be enamored with when my kids are in their teens and they’ll be like “eew he’s old” and i’m going to ground them

couchnap:

scorntrooper:

I am still upset that an actor as awesome as peter capaldi is the doctor at a time where I have less than 0 faith in the writing/production of the show.

this perfectly summarizes my feelings

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

nuded:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.