lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

southernsparkleandshine:

Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

surprisebitch:

amazing

surprisebitch:

amazing

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

gay8:

when someone being rude AF but you can’t think of anything to shade them about at the moment…

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.