i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
when someone being rude AF but you can’t think of anything to shade them about at the moment…
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.